Tinder Bio Ideas: First Impressions Count

Tinder bios ideas are an art form in the world of online dating. Making a good first impression is important, so it’s all about having a bomb profile. We’ve collated some of the funniest and naughtiest bios to give you some inspiration.

The Funniest and Naughtiest Tinder Bios Ideas:

For girls ♀:

Funny:

• I’ve got fake tits and a fake personality. But who’s caring, because let’s be honest, you’re gonna swipe right coz I’m fit.
• Great ti.. Personality.
• Threesome? No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.
• Professional Eugoogoolizer at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
• I’m on here because I’m trying to date your dad.
• I’m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like sarcasm and being insulted. If you’re wondering why I’m so funny, it’s because I used to be fat.
• I have a pretty great rack
• If you can’t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don’t have a best. I’m always awful.
• Don’t judge me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts and call me mine, I’ll make you food so wife me up.
• I’m sure I’ll find my soulmate in the questionable and seedy world of online dating.

Naughty:

• Spitters are quitters
• Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.
• Literally just want a shag, why else would I have tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini
• My superpower is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.
• Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.
• I’m just going to answer the question for you: yes they are real.
• Your parents will love me, but your neighbors won’t.
• I have no emotional attachment to sex.
• Aspiring MILF.
• I’m the good thing small packages come in.

For guys ♂:

Funny:

• If you can eat more McDonald’s cheeseburgers than me then you’re getting lucky tonight!
• If you like protein shakes, and getting caught at the gym, if you’re not into crossfit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I’m the love that you’ve looked for, message me and be swole m8
• Unemployed and mentally handicapped, but otherwise a real catch
• You know what you call guys under 6ft tall? Friends.
• I’m probably tindering on the toilet.
• Real ex girlfriends give me four star rating!
• I like to take long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
• I have spent most of my life travelling around the world working and rock climbing. Of course who could forget the time I saved those orphans from that asteroid whilst doing humanitarian work in all of the war zones….yes, all of them.
• Failed billionaire, amazing conversationist, bad speller.
• Dont message me if you’re looking for a hookup! That being said, I’m just looking for a rich girl to support my expensive drug habit.
• I’m not even a dog person *has dog in picture*
• Just think about how much fun we’ll have if I spend half as much time planning our date as I did on this stupid bio.
• Would you rather eat pizza for every meal for the rest of your life or never eat pizza again? (Hint: There is only one correct answer).
• Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.

Naughty:

• Ey girl, are you a flappy bird? Because I wanna tap you all night long!
• Jedi in the streets, sith in the sheets.
• I’m unlike any man you have ever met. Dominant, confident, competent, intelligent and kinky.
• You gotta marry someone you know you’d still be down to have a quickie with in the laundry room while the kids are downstairs watching Lion King & ten minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets are read to come out the oven.
• Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64–classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.