15 Tinder Lines That Work
Typically, if you were to deliver a cheesy pick-up line at a bar or nightclub you would not be successful in your pursuit – but on Tinder, the rules are different – so here are some tinder lines that work.
Since Tinder has become the de facto standard for mobile hookups, pick-up lines are actually somewhat necessary.
Here’s a list of the best Tinder lines that work – well – they’re likely to work!
- You’re coming over tonight to watch game of thrones and make out
- I could have called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you’re a slut instead
- Thank god I’m wearing gloves – because you’re too hot to handle
- Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
- Wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?
- Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you
- Is your middle name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
- I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
- Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes… with a 10 minutes break in the middle for snacks.
- What’s a smart, attractive, young… Man like myself doing without your number?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
- I hope you’re cool with telling people we met volunteering at an old folks home.
Let us know if you’re successful in the comments below! If you need a laugh, check out Hilarious Tinder Fails.